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HOW IT WORKS
Even the most private matters deserve careful evaluation—who wants a bad review in their personal life?
GET HARD!
WHIP IT OUT.
MEASURE IT.
Do whatever gets you in the mood, but don’t waste any time—let’s get this party started!
But don't get too carried away; you've got work to tackle!
Go ahead. You've been waiting for this moment. Leaner, Meaner, Wiener!
How it works

STILL NOT CONVINCED?
What makes this ruler different from any other? There's a saying: "Bigger is better!"
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